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WAKKA WAKKA, GET IT?!

*coughs*

Still haven’t quite got the whole “updating on a schedule” thing figured out yet. This means more erraticism beleaguering the delivery of my eroticism. I’m just going for “3x a week” now, and praying for the best.

Anyway, “seedy den of iniquity” is the safety phrase of the day. So all of you engaging in “extra curricular” activities involving “trust issues”, please keep it safe.

~Mace